Wizz
cool gender neutral dating terms

lizlord:

1. datemate
2. kissfriend
3. lovebud
4. smoochcutie
5. romfriend (like romantic get it)
6. my person
7. favorite friend
8. the datemeister
9. commitmentbuddy
10. coolperson

barebackinq:

Friend: Ill be there in 5 minutes are you ready?

Me:

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drakefanclub:

Neato

queenroselalonde:

greenmariosmansion:

“sir could you please put away your yugioh cards? this is a job interview”

"wait is that a blue eyes white dragon? you’re hired"

woof-blitzer:

The new Childish Gambino song is dope

dutchster:

russianmetero:

i am typing with russian accent

how the hell did you force me to read that with a russian accent

theperksofbeinganerd16:

geekishchic:

nuuku:

turtle-ambulance:

fun fact: “nolo” is latin for “do not want” so if someone says yolo you can say nolo and they’ll think its just a stupid comeback but in all actuality you’re speaking latin which is classy as shit so haha the jokes on them

and it means “(you’re) embarrassing” in finnish so it’s double joke on them

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The more you nolo

fubugod:

Look at the concentration on the barber face making sure he don’t become the third tear drop

fubugod:

Look at the concentration on the barber face making sure he don’t become the third tear drop

mewtwoofficial:

this is the face of someone who tried to fart quietly but ended up shitting their pants

mewtwoofficial:

this is the face of someone who tried to fart quietly but ended up shitting their pants