5. romfriend (like romantic get it)
6. my person
7. favorite friend
8. the datemeister
Friend: Ill be there in 5 minutes are you ready?
“sir could you please put away your yugioh cards? this is a job interview”
"wait is that a blue eyes white dragon? you’re hired"
The new Childish Gambino song is dope
i am typing with russian accent
how the hell did you force me to read that with a russian accent
fun fact: “nolo” is latin for “do not want” so if someone says yolo you can say nolo and they’ll think its just a stupid comeback but in all actuality you’re speaking latin which is classy as shit so haha the jokes on them
and it means “(you’re) embarrassing” in finnish so it’s double joke on them
The more you nolo
Look at the concentration on the barber face making sure he don’t become the third tear drop
this is the face of someone who tried to fart quietly but ended up shitting their pants